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Attention Treasure Valley consumers!  Are you looking for shitty furniture at higher than reasonable prices?!? Are you looking to get rid of your old crap?  Look no further than.........

The Bench Commission

4255 Rose Hill, Boise, ID

208-343-1251

Located right in the heart of the ghetto in beautiful Boise, Idaho, the Bench Commission offers piles of shit furniture for all your needs!

 You have to come on down to see it for yourself folks!!!  

For example, check out this rare beauty!  For only $395.99, you can take home this magnificent "sofa".  Just to sweeten the deal, we will clean all the hobo feces off the seat, FREE OF CHARGE!!!!!   Zero down, no interest for 7 days, 49.9% APR financing is available with absolutely no credit check!!!

Not your style? No worries!

We have many other styles for every taste!

Come on down to the Bench Commission!! 

We have shitty sofas, shitty dressers, shitty dining room sets, and shitty mattresses!!! 

We have everything you need for your home furnishing needs!!!!

Here at the Bench Commission, we pride ourselves on offering you the lowest quality furniture at the highest prices.  However, we offer you much, much more!!  The bench commission will help you unload your unwanted furniture!!  We want to buy your old piles of rubbish for prices that will leave you feeling completely rear ended!!  Simply haul, tow, or drag your worthless crap over to our store and we will make sure that our dumb fucking bastard employees will help you get the most rock bottom prices for your shit!!!!

Please note that the Bench Commission strives to maintain only the lowest standards for our fine facility.  If you bring us, say, a reasonably clean, acceptable looking piece of microfiber furniture like this-

-we will probably tell you that it is "a shame" you cleaned and vacuumed it because we only take ugly dog shit looking dirty crap in our store.  And that's a promise.
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