*Okay, not really. I used them to make Cody and Drew some pasta. Like a year ago. BUT.....
How about because it will be so awesome that it will melt your face off?! How about because it will be so fun to read that confetti will shoot out of your underpants?! Actually, I can't guarantee face-meltage. But possibly underpants confetti. This blog will be dedicated to posting the tales of our adventures and nothing else. That, and stuff we think is snot-shootingly funny. And pictures of clams we're about to eat. And gnomes eating churros. Actually, we'll post whatever we feel like. But hopefully it will be rad enough that you'll want to go on rad adventures WITH us so that YOU can be on our blog TOO!
LOUD NOISES! 
