Not made up. Swear. I could write a bunch of smart-ass stuff, but the picture is enough. I am not clever enough to have photoshopped this.
A dozen chocolate cupcakes to the first person who sends me photo proof of themselves purchasing and consuming the above product COMPLETE with a taste/texture description. I include texture because....well if you don't genuinely want to know the texture of "Spotted Dick", then.....fuck you. There it is. It is available at Fred Meyer and most likely probably maybe worth every penny or else not at all.
Good luck. Hopefully it doesn't actually taste like spotted dick........And if you already know the details on this particular product without a trip to Fred Meyer, then.........well, you're a gaywad.
Well now I know what I'm doing after work. Challenge accepted!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...So my husband bought two of these last year as a going away "gift" for a fellow co-worker. They were so tempted that they just HAD to open it right away. Apparently, it is quite delicious drenched in chocolate syrup. It masks the dick flavor I'm assuming? This is what happens when you let your husband go grocery shopping unsupervised!
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