[SIGH]

People, people, people.......
You're doing this whole blog thing wrong.  Here's how it works:
I write a snot-shootingly funny blog post.  You reward me with comments about how funny I am.  This gives me the reinforcement I need to continue writing hilarious posts.

Sometimes I feel I cannot go on with writing posts because I don't think anyone reads my blog.  After all, how would I KNOW if anyone reads it?  Most of my posts have nary a comment on them. If I have no one reading the posts, well it doesn't give me much of an incentive to write any, now, does it?  I'd like to hope that you're all looking forward to another blog post from good old "Party of Two".  I know that when I read my favorite blogs, every new post is like a little life-boat, floating in to save me from the drudgery of the work week.  I had such high hopes that perhaps one day, my blog could be your little life boat.  Maybe even, perchance, a PARTY boat.  Like a little cruise ship where all the drinks are free.
 
I guess what I'm saying is that whenever I check my blog and someone has left a comment, it makes me feel like shiny little fairies are sprinkling me with thousand dollar bills. 

Think about it..........